How the Burns' argue...

The text below is very tongue in cheek, by no means take it too seriously!... but for once I have decided to give the readers a little insight how a typical Burns argument starts.

It usually goes like this:

• Whatcha wanna watch tonight, Darling?
• Oh I dunno, what do you fancy?
• I'm easy... you choose
• No, it's better you choose, I usually make the wrong choice

*A long conversation follows about choices, finally a movie suggestion pops up*

• So, what about The Sting?
• Sure, sounds good!
• Or have we watched that too recently?
• We haven't watched it that long ago, but that's no problem, The Sting sounds great!
• Well, if you have another suggestion...
• Well, I was thinking... 
• Yes?
• How about...
• What?
• Perhaps you'd like to watch Coming to America?
• WHATTT? That's a cr** movie! I don't want to watch that!
• But you haven't watched it have you? So how do you know it's cr**?
• It is!
• It's actually a nice movie you know, perhaps you'd like to try it.
• I don't want to watch Coming to America!
• Sure, okay, fine, fair enough, The Sting it is then.
• Where's all this Coming of America suddenly come from anyway?
• Well, since you liked the Eddy Murphy movie we watched the other day so much, I just realized that this one is very similar, that's why it popped up in my mind. I thought you had never watched it.
• I have! It's got all these kings and queens and princes! And I don't like it!
• Well, really there is more to it than just that, but that's okay, we already decided on The Sting.
• It's a stupid movie!
• YE-heees!!! You said so, several times, and now that I know you have actually watched it, I believe you. End of discussion, The Sting it is.
• But you want to watch Coming to America!
• Darling, I'm fine either way, and The Sting is a great movie too.
• But why did you suggest Coming to America then?
• It was just an idea, and I didn't know you'd be so vehemently against it, did I? But now I know, and The Sting it is.
• No, you want to watch Coming to America, I see it in your eyes. FINE! I know what to do. You go and watch Coming to America by yourself, and I will be in the basement working.
• Sweetheart, don't be silly! I SAID we'd watch The Sting!
• NO, you said Coming to America!
• Gah! Why are you always being so difficult?
• I'm not ALWAYS difficult! You always choose different from me!
• I don't ALWAYS choose different, I just...
• LOOK! I DON'T NEED THIS ARGUMENT! DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!
• Don't be ridiculous! WE HAVE NO ARGUMENT! WE'LL WATCH THE STING!!!
• No, I'm finished arguing. Know what? We'll watch NOTHING, how's that?
• FINE!
• FINE!

*Both stomp off. Five minutes later:*

• I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry too.
• So, what are we going to watch then?
• Oh no, not THAT again.........

Love you with all my heart, Sweetheart!

(PS We ended up watching The Sting) :P